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Still some of the most sensible talk we've heard in years on Australian...

The Orstrahyun - July 28, 2010 - 5:44pm

Still some of the most sensible talk we've heard in years on Australian TV on asylum seekers and immigration. PJ O'Rourke on Q & A :

If only our politicians were willing to speak such obvious truths, in the face of tabloid hate front pages screaming 'Invasion!'

As you may already be aware, The Chaser returns to the ABC tonight for t...

The Orstrahyun - July 28, 2010 - 2:39pm

As you may already be aware, The Chaser returns to the ABC tonight for the first of five new episodes covering the Federal Election 2010, a year on from the end of their War On Everything series.

Yes We Canberra! will likely be the most, or only, entertaining thing about the next four weeks of campaigning, leading to the day Tony Abbott is declared the new prime minister of Australia.

In preparation for a Liberal Party-led new government, Chas takes on the next Australian deputy prime minister, Julie Bishop, in a deathstare cagematch :

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FireBomb DemocracyToday on Andrew Bolt's blog of fevered hate and intole...

The Orstrahyun - July 22, 2010 - 4:18pm

FireBomb Democracy

Today on Andrew Bolt's blog of fevered hate and intolerance, an open, uncensored call to commit acts of terrorism in Australia from a regular commenter :

"...it's always the darkest before dawn, and the people will have the ultimate voice - molotov cocktails into the Parliament Houses. We WILL regain control of the nation."

Let me guess, it slipped by the moderators, eh? Read more »

Does Tony Abbott Still Believe Bible Classes Should Be Compulsory For Al...

The Orstrahyun - July 19, 2010 - 3:30pm

Does Tony Abbott Still Believe Bible Classes Should Be Compulsory For All Students?

Opposition leader Tony Abbott, December 19, 2009 :

"I think everyone should have some familiarity with the great texts that are at the core of our civilisation. That includes, most importantly, the Bible.

"I think it would be impossible to have a good general education without at least some serious familiarity with the Bible...."

Most important core text of our civilisation, eh?
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"If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity."

Some Sunday rock. The Screaming Jets doing AC/DC's Ain't No Fun (Waitin...

The Orstrahyun - July 18, 2010 - 5:05pm

Some Sunday rock. The Screaming Jets doing AC/DC's Ain't No Fun (Waitin' 'Round To Be A Millionaire) live on a barge in Sydney's Darling Harbour in late 1991. None of the kids who jumped from the bridge were seriously injured, though one jumper (not caught on video) hit the water about an inch from the dock. An absolutely fucking insane day, hard to believe it was almost two decades ago.


Standing Up, Moving Forward, Falling Asleep

The Orstrahyun - July 18, 2010 - 12:14am

So here we go. Federal Election 2010 is on. Even though we don't actually vote for the prime minister of Australia, politicians to the media are quite happy to play along and make it a battle of personalities, less so than policies, or even competence.

But it's not even really about coup prime minister Julia Gillard Vs the Mining Industry/Coalition's Tony Abbott. It's about Gillard & Abbott doing everything they can to stop The Greens from gaining the balance of power in the Australian senate, and completely undermining the two party system that has served Australia's richest people so faithfully for so many decades. It's fortunate then that the Labor Party and the Liberals/Nationals coalition can rely on the full support of the Australian Murdoch media doing everything they can to scare people away from voting for The Greens. Read more »

The Herald Sun on the culturally vital website Things Bogans Like :"...t...

The Orstrahyun - July 13, 2010 - 4:55pm

The Herald Sun on the culturally vital website Things Bogans Like :

"...the best online port of call for the voice of bogan authority."

Things Bogans Like on The Herald Sun :

There is nothing a bogan loves more than being outraged. In particular, being outraged at people who, for a variety of reasons, it has made minimal effort to understand on ethnic, national, or religious grounds. Read more »

Wait, Are You Saying Jesus Didn't Ride Dinosaurs?

The Orstrahyun - August 1, 2010 - 2:53am

Pro-reality ABC News would have you believe this never actually happened :

The 'story' :

Did humans live at the same time as dinosaurs?

The answer is of course no....

Yet another eye-widening example of the ABC's relentless pro-science bias.

...but about a third of Australians got it wrong in a recent survey.

About 6 million Australians believe early humans hung out with dinosaurs. And the problem is?

The survey results are being used to highlight what is being described as a disturbing ignorance about science. Read more »

Former Labor leader Mark Latham on PMLive, Sky News :"...the things you...

The Orstrahyun - July 30, 2010 - 1:33am

Former Labor leader Mark Latham on PMLive, Sky News :

"...the things you had to do to go through the motions of the standard political contest....I hate the idea of war. I'm not a fan of the military, and many of the people in it.

"...I had to crap on a bit (praising the troops), get that over. Everyone does it. But if you came out and said 'I don't really think much of the troops', you'd end up with no seats and no votes. So that's the nature of politics.

"Those things don't rest easy with me now. I mean, you've got to be comfortable with yourself, first and foremost.

"...it is very hard for politicians in the environment where....you've got to toe the party line, you got to toe a lot of national emotional line, and if you don't necessarily agree with that, then go get another job, and that's what I did."

Mark Latham writing in the Australian Financial Review, August 20, 2009 (not online) : Read more »

Price Of Bread To Rise By Two CarbonsTwo of the most recent attack ads o...

The Orstrahyun - July 28, 2010 - 5:31pm

Price Of Bread To Rise By Two Carbons

Two of the most recent attack ads of the Federal Election 2010 :

Meh. Try Harder.

The Liberal Party decide to go The Big Fear on the carbon tax : Read more »

Coming to DVD & download late October ...

The Orstrahyun - July 23, 2010 - 3:45am

Coming to DVD & download late October :


Five StarsCrossing a review-style format with doco-reality TV is the bes...

The Orstrahyun - July 22, 2010 - 3:26pm

Five Stars

Crossing a review-style format with doco-reality TV is the best comedy idea to hit Australian TV screens since Alan Jones decided to squawk for five minutes just before 8am on the Today Show (sadly that piece of daily Gold is no longer). The smartly dressed Myles Barlow is the man responsible for the hilarious, disturbing, challenging, WTF? show Review, returning for its second series on ABC2 tonight at 9.30pm.

So what's under review for Review 2?

"I review Addiction, Fear, Starting a Cult, Being a B-Grade Celebrity, Buck’s Parties, Happiness, Justice, Racism, and Killing Kyle Sandilands, to name just a few."

Sadly, Kyle Sandilands was not willing to add total authenticity to that review.

The trailer : Read more »

It's funny, because it's true :Effective political advertising ...

The Orstrahyun - July 19, 2010 - 3:22pm

It's funny, because it's true :

Effective political advertising :


The front page of The Australian online gets downright cognitively disso...

The Orstrahyun - July 19, 2010 - 3:42am

The front page of The Australian online gets downright cognitively dissonant one day into Federal Election 2010 :

"Labor has started the campaign well ahead of the Coalition..."

"Voter support for Labor has slipped since the election was called...."

The Australian should considering changing it's advertising mantra from 'Think. Again.' to 'Wait. What?'

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Four of the top six most popular news stories of the week on the ABC New...

The Orstrahyun - July 18, 2010 - 2:25am

Four of the top six most popular news stories of the week on the ABC News website are psychic octopus-related :

So much for ABC News readers being obsessed with politics.

The Australian, July 14 :Americans who are attending the annual conferen...

The Orstrahyun - July 14, 2010 - 2:25pm

The Australian, July 14 :

Americans who are attending the annual conference (with Kevin Rudd) are curious.

They wonder how it happened that an Australian leader who appeared so popular and so comfortable on the world stage only 12 months ago could be tossed out so quickly -- even before he had faced an election.

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Kudos KodosI keep hearing coup prime minister Julia Gillard using varian...

The Orstrahyun - July 12, 2010 - 4:06pm

Kudos Kodos

I keep hearing coup prime minister Julia Gillard using variants of this phrase :

"We must move/go forwards, not backwards."

Such a familiar phrase. Someone else had used it, many years ago, in a gripping campaign speech, powerfully podium pitching their political wares. Read more »